Mochi

An insanely cute person who ironically hates chocolate. A rare species found near latitude 18.5204° N. Oblivious to everything until it's dark. An ideal confidante.

You wish you had a friend like mochi, too bad she's in love with a rock.

by iamtherockwhoismentioned July 10, 2022

mochiwuh

To prove that anything can be defined easily -Max

"I used urban dictionary to prove that receipts means screenshot"

Nah, i just made up mochiwuh to prove that random people can put in definitions on urban dictionary

by R886 GAMING September 2, 2022

Mochi Qt

Mf needs to do his damn hw 😭

Bro stop being Mochi Qt for 5 mins pls 🙏🏼

by Lstuartong December 22, 2022

mocha shaped

Someone that is round, squishy, and also silly!

"If not mocha, why mocha shaped?"

by airyhfjone April 3, 2023

Moach Cac

Noun: A very cool cat, truly the coolest of cats. A Lord among peasants! The slayer of Rene Descartes, and the savior of Machiavelli, who is also a cool cat. Identifiable by his frequent Moachwalking.

Person one: Do you see who that is?!
Person Two: No? Who is it?
Person one: it’s moach cac!

Person two: MOACH CAC?!?!?!

*both people stare in awe*

by Council of Funny September 14, 2023

sticky mocha

A term used for a gay latino man that only is interested in other gay latino men.

God, Juan is such a sticky mocha he won't even look at that hot black trainer at the gym.

by Kaplan9009 March 25, 2009

Kosher Mocha

A half Jewish, half Black baby.

Idina and Taye's baby is a Kosher Mocha.

by Raisel Adena August 12, 2009