mohammed sami

a cool guy good at dragon ball legends but a very gay goofball A yung yute who could also smack anyone up

ah that guy mohammed sami is a real goofball innit?
yeah

by zakashi community manager January 11, 2021

mohamed harbi

mohamed harbi is a short black kid whos very cute. i wish i was his girlfriend eeek

i love you so much mohamed harbi

by chick827 March 4, 2022

mohammed zakaria kasoma migade mivule ashraf

gets trolled so hard

mohammed zakaria kasoma migade mivule ashraf is so washed

by jzbril March 2, 2025

8 Ball Mohammed

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.

Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway

by HorseCoq August 30, 2025

Mohamed tahir

good teacher need his phone number and Instagram and snapchat

wow, Mohamed tahir so sexy i need his number

by amf s October 6, 2022

Mohamed Daramy

Mohamed Daramy is smexy asf date him you dirty crackers

GIRl 1: OMG IT MOHAMED DARAMY!!!!!!!
GIRL 2: YES GIRL OMG DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DATE HIM
GIRL 1: HELL NAH HE MINE
GIRL 2: NAH HE MINE

by anonymous February 8, 2022

safiyyah Mohammed

Most amazing person with the best jokes.Super intelligent and wears the best outfits.Normally introverted but is extroverted at the same time.She gives the best advice and tips even if she doesn’t use it herself.Her hijab is always perfect and she slays everyday with her pictures and videos on social media

Did you see safiyyah Mohammed yesterday, she looked absolutely stunning

by Thatcoolperson February 27, 2023