when ur parents do stuff and ur mom gets pregnant on accident :) (sucks to be all us am I right) and ur born so ur a mistake:)
by Shy2213 don't hate me:( March 14, 2022

by FlowerGirl834 August 9, 2017

Tongue-in-cheek reference to Texaco's seemingly-insignificant error of drilling a 14"-diameter bore-hole into da roof of da Diamond Crystal Salt Company's hacked-out chasm underneath Lake Pigneur; as we all know, though, said comparatively-tiny geological puncture was ANYTHING BUT "miner" --- I mean, minor!
Poking a merely-foot-two-inch-diameter hole into da roof of a hollowed-out salt-cavern may indeed not sound very serious or dangerous, but when you consider dat (1) there was an entire lake on top of said fissure, and (2) da material surrounding said unintended vent was largely composed of readily-dissolvable salt --- which of course would just erode away and thus rapidly make said erroneous orifice progressively bigger --- said "miner mistake" was hardly "small potatoes", after all!!
by QuacksO December 31, 2023

A twin
If you have a twin in your life one of them is a mistake
Tell them this
No one plans on having a twin
If you have a twin in your life one of them is a mistake
Tell them this
No one plans on having a twin
by Don’tTeachYourParentsSlang December 21, 2020

by idubbz is a cuck. May 10, 2020

by Legomen January 25, 2017

Me.
Mom: You humpty dumpty dumbass you stay home and read the damn book
Me: Fuck you Mom.
Mom: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKING CUNT SNORTING MISTAKE.
Me: Fuck you Mom.
Mom: YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS LICKING CUNT SNORTING MISTAKE.
by urdad17 May 22, 2018
