Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!
by Fucknutz90 April 26, 2025

After your dick has been freshly removed from a womana ass and still has doo doo residue on the shaft, she grabs your cock and begins to sing into the tip like a karaoke mic.
After a fun evening at the karaoke bar I took her home and she gave me an encore performance with a hot mic.
by Floor duh man November 30, 2024

A school where everyone vapes except me im a child of god. A school where teachers give 0 fucks and where the dress code is "enforced". we think were ghetto but were just the ghetto-ist charter school. Our principle looks like a Who from Whoville and tries to act cool. He also just parks wherever the fuck he wants to. Mr. herbert yelled at me for wearing leggings. Im depressed bc of this place and i really hate it. But only 3 more years.
by hitortracer December 1, 2018

When a streamer or someone with a body microphone decides to take a leak without removing said microphone.
by malachij March 20, 2025

Chris Mic is a term used when you are in a chat or in a game and the person has shit internet and you can barley understand him/her
Bruh jerome why u got that Chris Mic damn i cant even uderstand what you are saying. did you say rush b or carbi b?
by Uncle Bazz February 22, 2020
