Unmitigated misery

The feeling you get when you're at a party, and you say "YOLO" even though it's FUCKING ANNOYING, and drink a shitload, then 2 weeks later you're on the toilet looking at your positive pregnancy test. Also associated with when you just feel fucked. It is unparalleled misery that others laugh at until you commit suicide. Or beat them senseless.

It's fun to laugh at that cunt's unmitigated misery ^_^

by Itzthreepeat December 18, 2012

A miserable virgin

You.

Don't deny it. You're a miserable virgin.

by Oreva1 August 8, 2020

blob of person shaped misery

A Sentient blob of person shaped misery (BOPSM) is often used to describe a person of a minimal existence. This person is often a drain on those around them and can suck the "fun" out of any situation. They find it extremely difficult to succeed in their daily doings and in turn take out this frustration by draining the energy of those around them.

Adam: Lets get fucking drunk!
Mike: naw, i got hw.. and a meeting and then another meeting. whateva.
Adam: Mike, your a bitch.
Mike:well i dont know what im doing tonight.
Adam: I am trying to make plans with you... that is what your doing tonight?
Mike: well ill let you know... i might work or something or have to have dinner with my family or something. im a loser.
Adam: fuck your just a blob of person shaped misery

by agarts1 January 13, 2011

cpr x misery

a tiktok song that is VERY EXPLICIT

CPR X MISERY BEST PART
Tight as a vi^^^n boy don’t get nervous (tight)
I’m here to serve you customer service (right)
I save d^^k by giving it CPR (I save d^^k by giving it CPR, YES)
Put my mouth on it like CPR (let’s make p^^^ and watch it on VCR)

by ichxco February 11, 2022

moser

moser is derived from the name Veronica Moser, the much acclaimed "Scat Queen" of the seventies, eighties, nineties, and present. Moser can be used to describe something foul, odorous, brown, muddy, disturbing, or otherwise unpleasant. The act of defecating, crapping, dropping a bomb, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, shitting, pooping, releasing some brown trout into the wild, diarrheaing, soft-serving the water cup, nuking heroshima, blowing up the toilet, leaving a message for your friend john, taking a shatner, visiting the ring of fire, splashing the pot, putting a snake in the lake, playing battleship, baptizing captain crappy in the river swirly, making a deposit at the scat bank, prepping a specimen for the national fecal society, dropping deuce, birthing a turd, cutting some rope, dropping anchor, or even going ka-ka is all a form of moser. Getting pooped on in any way, or getting anything on yourself that resembles crap in the least bit (i.e. peanut butter, chocolate syrup, brownies, mud, coffee, dirt, motor oil, or actual bona fide shit; be it human or otherwise) is called getting mosered. This is normally bad, but can be good if you're into that sort of thing (coprophelia, scat fetish).

You mosered the shit out of her!!

Seriously, you smell like you mosered yourself a little.

Who the hell made you that dessert? Moser?

Dude, dont tell Hayden but i definitely mosered his car.

Man, if I ever get that drunk again, shoot me before the moser party starts.

by L baRto September 8, 2008

Les Misérables

The best show in teh world which was performed by Dundee Schools Music Theatre on 26th - 29th August 2003

Weren't they as good as broadway

by Craig Hanlon December 2, 2003

Misery

When someone, usually a dude, bombs the office bathroom with a righteous poop so pungent that it saturates your entire world in stench.

"Is that Rich in the bathroom?"

"Yes."

"Oh no, he just ate 3 McDonald's cheeseburgers and a box of fish sticks. Barricade the door and febreze the air before the misery engulfs us all in a wave of stink!"

by SausagesAreGood November 4, 2011