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macho

A male person that acts like he is the king of the world.
Generally shows a degrading attitude towards women and sensitive men.

A typical stereotype of the sports-loving sportscar-driving ultramale that doesn't want to hear anything from anyone about their way of life.

For reasons unknown, girls in the age of 14-22 favorize machos while other guys get left behind as so called "best friends" to these girls, aka "soul dustbin".
Jack is a real macho.
In his opinion, girls have to do the housework
all alone, cook him food and wash his clothes.

"...and then Rob said he'd dump me for that bitch Amy! booohooo, what does she have what i don't have? *cry*"
- This was the 84th time that the 18 year old single Markus heard this sentence, asking himself the very same question; What do machos have that makes these assholes attractive to women?
by Cheezzze December 30, 2008
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Mashogging

This is when you are showering with another and they(or you) are hogging the shower while masturbating at the same time.
When you are done mashogging can you please hand me some shower gel so I can get my job done too.

I boyfriend was mashogging this morning and he made me have to wash again and be late to my appointment.
by MercyB March 1, 2009
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machomp

Someone ugly on the inside.
Typically drives a tricked out two door Honda with a converitble top, with the license plate that reads "MACHOMP" (this was a real experience)
Wow, that guy in the tricked out Honda is a total douchebag.
Yeah, he is pretty much a machomp.
by carijewell August 20, 2008
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mahogany diaper

Taking your balls and pulling them around your cock then pushing a nail through your balls to sercure them.
Bob: hey why did you miss cindy's party yesterday.

Bill: i couldn't walk because of my mahogany diaper.

Bob: HAHA! sucks to be you.
by bigg_daddy_smokey June 15, 2009
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mahogany roll

A slang term used for someone that you suspect of being a transvestite.
Dude, that guy is such a mahogany roll!
by Mr. Mohog July 5, 2010
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Machow

The phrase said after something good happens
" I won the lottery...MACHOW!!!"

or

" Hey Gari did you bed that girl last night ?" " yes i did....EHH MACHOW"
by shagz94 April 20, 2013
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machochist

Usually beefy gymgoers that yell 'motivational' phrases at themselves, as they overexert themselves for a 'perfect' bod. Never skipping legday, never going easy on themselves.
Glenn is such a machochist, he's always at the gym, yelling at himself in front of a mirror going like, "FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN. FEEL THE BUUURN! "
He's got hella pecs tho.
by ChickenAtHeart February 2, 2016
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