Felonie Martinez

An infantilized rapist who makes music about being a 30 year old baby.

"Did you hear Felonie Martinez' new song?"
"She makes music? I only know her from her rape allegations."

by orangeseagull December 16, 2025

Melanie Martinez

A very talented singer-songwriter who makes creepy but addicting music.

She has three albums, Crybaby, K-12, and PORTALS. And she has two EP'S named Dollhouse and After School.

She was born on April 28th, 1995 and is 30 years old as of 2025. She was also on the voice somewhere around 2012.

In 2017 She was accused of rape by Timothy Heller and again by Timothy in 2024. It has not been proven if she's guilty or innocent but i personally believe she's innocent!!

Melanie Martinez: stream portals <3

by Ipickclarkeuh December 28, 2025

Pulling a Nick Martinez

When you lie so much that you believe your own lies while having some stank breathe.

Yo I heard you never fucked that girl last night.
"Nah man I was just pulling a nick martinez"

Yooooo what did u eat your breathe stinks!!!!
"Shit i must've pulled a nick martinez.

by Area516 May 7, 2019

alexander lucio martinez diaz

alexander lucio martinez diaz is a caring but serious guy. He can also be very confusing because of his constant mood swings. He always knows how to lighten a mood with his funny jokes and sweet demeanor. Alex is full of love but he can also be kind of an asshole at times if you provoke him. Alex is a foodie. He would do anything for something to eat. He’s also a bit of a twink.

Guy 1: That guy is really confusing
Guy 2: Yeah, he must be an alexander lucio martinez diaz

by Kaitlyn Oliva November 11, 2019

Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez

Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez is the best football player of all time. He plays in River Plate aka CABI (Club Atlético Bien Igual).

Sin Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez River Plate no se puede presentar a jugar ni contra la selección de la Peluffo Giguens

by rodri-1 November 24, 2021

Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinez

A random Dominican Republic man whose have weird name sounds like random shit who was born around 1942 in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic

Stranger: What's your name sir?
You: Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinez
Stranger: hahahahahahaha so weird name

by twisted swiftie phl December 29, 2022

Ricardo Cruz Martinez

He is him. The ultimate Gigarick stands above all.

Watch out, you wouldn’t want to get in front of a Ricardo Cruz Martinez’s way.

by Thercmiv January 30, 2023