Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.

Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024

Marley

Fit af the type of person you want in your bed

Marley is soooo peng

by I’m taking ur mrs April 21, 2019

Ross marley

Typical caveman style human. Still working out how to use a Nokia 3310.

He doesn't know where the power button is.. typical Ross Marley.

by johno8 September 15, 2016

Marley

Marley is a very energetic girl and loves a fun adventure or challenge. She is kind but rough around the edges. Very competitive and likes to play sports. She is a great friend and I don’t suggest getting on her bad side. She usually will have blond hair and blue eyes and is very pretty. She is also short and has many friends.

Marley - “Hey do you guys want to go sing song ditching tonight”

by Flower.com March 5, 2021

Marley

Mmmm sexy beast of a “girl”, she is brown eyed, has brown hair and abnormal thick eye brows that everyone seems to bully

“ her” for. Btw Marley if your reading this since ur sitting next to brae in English try to slap him for me please.

“ omg is that Marley..”
“ sure is, legend says that in the urban dictionary it says he’s a girl lol”
“ jeez”

by lil Naz x style 🦟🦗🦟 April 23, 2021

cranking a bob marley

smoking a very large joint

I was riding down the street on my big bad Harley wind in my hair and cranking a bob marley

by Kongo Kong May 31, 2018

Marley

Marley is the girl who literally feels like sunshine. She looks like the rainbow that comes from a sun catcher. People either absolutely lover her, or just don't know her good enough yet. Marleys tend to be insecure about things that aren't true or don't exist, I think they just have a hard time seeing how beautiful they are. Marleys are kind and sincere, they most literally deserve the world. If anyone was kissed my God himself, it was Marley. <3 take care of the mars in your life

Do you know who that girl is?

Yeah that's Marley, why?

I can't keep my eyes off of her she's glowing!

by hartfordconneticut October 5, 2023