Maggie

Someone mean that likes to pull the chair right from under you. Most likely white.

Maggie is sooo mean

by Sweaty meatball March 10, 2020

Maggie

Maggie is a girl with a big forehead but its more like a tenhead and she a rat aswell as a THOT that wears booty shorts all the time.

Person1:did you see that THOT

Person2:yeah thats a maggie

by Uptownsans69 June 10, 2020

moggies

Plural form of moggie or moggy. More than one set of female genitalia.

"Check out the moggies on them" (said whilst pointing to a group of drunken slappers clad in very short skirts)

by Sweetie Pie February 1, 2005

Rain Dance Maggie

A type of chicken fried steak used to disguise a banana as a ninja fighting karate chopping monkey to eliminate a certain slow race of rainbow sprinkles. They poop then eat their poop. they come in flavors such as bubble gum and berry blast.

look over there! it's a rain dance maggie!

by veggiemonstah October 3, 2011

Maggie

really ugly, so insecure. bit of a rat

Maggie: Hey Indi and Halle how are you?
Halle and Indi: ew go away you ugly rat

by dddevil April 29, 2020

Maggie

Maggie is a person who from the surface seems generally nice and normal but once you get to know her you realize how fucked up she is. She is a closeted whore who jumps from guy to guy like a secret ninja in the night. Maggie may not seem like a drug addict but she is. If Maggie asks to borrow some lunch money, chances are she will take it to go meet her crack dealer out front. Maggie lives under a rock in a small town just outside of civilization. She needs hot dogs and cocaine to survive.
If you take Maggie to a party chances are she will have some wild story for you after; that is if you don't have to rush her to the hospital for fucking someone to hard.

If you have sex with a Maggie she'll rip your dick off. Boys beware.

Girl: "OMG Maggie is so weird!"
Girl 2: "I thought she was really nice?"
Girl: "no no no! she lives in the middle of nowhere and all she wanted to do when I slept over was eat hotdogs"
Girl 2: "ew wtf.."

by secretninja2323 July 10, 2011

Maggie

When a man slaps someone across the face with his dick.

This chick was giving me head when I decided to pull my dick out and give her a Maggie.

by Shykester January 4, 2013