10:00 p.m.

A time where you should know where your children are!

News Voice: Its 10:00 p.m., do your know where your children are?
T.V. watcher: Oh shit!! Kids, where the hell are you!!!

by thechiller9 April 24, 2008

T.E.P.M.

NO, NOT "Transport Engineering Program Management", asshole. It stands for TWIN ENGINE PLEASURE MACHINE-the greatest rock and roll band on the fuckin earth, son!!

dude: "so, did you and carol get it on last night?"

other dude: "nah, i couldnt"

dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"

other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards...cause i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."

by MCFLY!!!!! April 21, 2009

p.m.t.t.w.a.m.o.w.m

pin me to the wall and make out with me

pls p.m.t.t.w.a.m.o.w.m <3

by ranporealwife August 29, 2023

11:59 p.m.

A time used to avoid disambiguation of today/tomorrow when dealing with midnight.

Me: I need you to finish this before Friday 11:59 p.m.
You: Ok sure.
vs
Me: I need you to finish this before Friday Midnight
You: er, so hand it in on thursday or friday?
Me: ... Friday...
You: But Isn't midnight the first moment of the day?
Me: Shuddup.

by ryantheleach April 24, 2018

I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

I PUT MY DICK IN A BAG OF DORITOS

Are you a bag of Doritos because I.P.M.D.I.A.B.O.D

by Frostbite_7313 December 2, 2019

Wal Mart at 10:30 p.m.

Where the lowest social class imaginable goes to shop or (more likely) just hang out. Great place to go if you have a low self esteem.

"I really felt good about myself after I went to Wal Mart at 10:30 p.m."

by Kindagawky2 January 8, 2010

A.S.A.G.D.M.F.P.B.

Acronym for: As Soon As God Damn Mother Fucking Possible, Bitch.

I need those 1085 forms ASAGDMFPB!

by Billy January 20, 2005