Lumberjack Jeff the kind of guy that fucks an ugly ass hoe just to protect his forest. The kinda guy that has side hoes on his side hoes. A lumberjack Jeff likes to fuck the fuckers that fuck his fuckers. May be bitchy at times but is mainly an ignorant asshole who only cares about his forest. People would cut off their dicks just to be a lumberjack Jeff.
" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"
" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"
" I can't believe that guy blew me off last night to hang out with his friends!"
"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!
"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!
by That one hoe July 4, 2016
Get the lumberjack jeff mug.The act of coitus involving two males and a female, a similar position to “The Eiffel Tower”, except when one male thrusts, the other pulls back, forming a perfect ‘sawing’ motion
Bro, we were lumberjacking Staceys mum so hard last night aye... dick is feeling a little saw though
by Pxstie January 11, 2020
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"Jackie came into the emergency room unconscious after having sexual intercourse with a Lumberjack from Lumberton."
by choppatown June 2, 2023
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by whatsthedifferencebetweenstock December 6, 2014
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I was on pills with Jean the other day, that dude is one hell of a lumber jack mayt!
Did you see Sid last night? He double dropped and became a lumberjack mayt!
Did you see Sid last night? He double dropped and became a lumberjack mayt!
by Chaz G May 26, 2024
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No way, Nick just had a foursome with Kayla, her mom, and her grandma. He is now known as The Lumberjack.
by Thee Lumberjack December 8, 2022
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Ben and David were bored working late in there cubicle. As a result, they decided to start lumberjacking to pass the time.
by Hammerpounding December 9, 2014
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