Neighborhood guy, bearded, knows a little about lawn care and home improvement. Knows everything about the Blackstone grill in a kind neighborly way.
by Eyenstein May 31, 2022
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Ben and David were bored working late in there cubicle. As a result, they decided to start lumberjacking to pass the time.
by Hammerpounding December 9, 2014
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And it's name is frej.
There is a legend that frej has chopped down every tree that was in his home country called Woodvia
And it's name is frej.
There is a legend that frej has chopped down every tree that was in his home country called Woodvia
by Frej's friend the tree grower February 25, 2019
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by HaHaHahhhhhhhhssssssssssssssss May 18, 2017
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No way, Nick just had a foursome with Kayla, her mom, and her grandma. He is now known as The Lumberjack.
by Thee Lumberjack December 8, 2022
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Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.
by ra2or October 4, 2023
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I was on pills with Jean the other day, that dude is one hell of a lumber jack mayt!
Did you see Sid last night? He double dropped and became a lumberjack mayt!
Did you see Sid last night? He double dropped and became a lumberjack mayt!
by Chaz G May 26, 2024
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