Someone that never dries off after taking a shower or washing their hands.
Often used by hydrophobic people.
Often used by hydrophobic people.
Person A: Hey, you didn't dry your hands!
Person B: Idc.
Person A: You're a water lover!
Person B: No one cares.
Person B: Idc.
Person A: You're a water lover!
Person B: No one cares.
by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018

1.When a person lies about the quality of sex they're having with their partner because they love them and don't want to put them down, either to a friend or to the partner themselves.
person 1: So, you and Jess finally do it?
person 2: Yeah, last night.
person 1: And? How was it?
person 2: Fan-Tastic! Best, sex, ever.
person 1: For real? Or was that just a lover cover?
person 2: Yeah, last night.
person 1: And? How was it?
person 2: Fan-Tastic! Best, sex, ever.
person 1: For real? Or was that just a lover cover?
by LouDogintheVan August 21, 2009

When have the urge to shit in the middle of sex so you go and take your crap but you got freaky and grab a handle full of poo out of the toilet and you rub it on your chest and go back and finish the deed
I love Charlie he’s my brown lover! But last night it was a little ridiculous we got taco bell and we were both covered in shit!
by Mr.Morrill February 27, 2022

"With the help of liberty lovers everywhere, I would like to put forth my candidacy for president..." ~Rand Paul "
Dude i'm so partiotic I'm a liberty lover
Dude i'm so partiotic I'm a liberty lover
by jonbgood April 7, 2015

Someone who has a big obsession with Shaquille O'Neill. Is willing do anything for him at the drop of a hat. Will even be willing to open a dance studio that especially about mental health since shaq is big about mental health.
BEWARE IT IS A CULT!
BEWARE IT IS A CULT!
by willikal April 24, 2021

A corrections officer who falls in love with one of the prisoners. This person is typically dirty (bringing in contraband such as k2, weed, cell phones etc).
These activities endanger fellow officers and ultimately the inmate lover themselves.
“Did you know kashwanda is an inmate lover? I’ve seen her doing all sorts of dirty shiny”.
These activities endanger fellow officers and ultimately the inmate lover themselves.
“Did you know kashwanda is an inmate lover? I’ve seen her doing all sorts of dirty shiny”.
by Inmate lover HATER February 20, 2019

by The spanish meme guy July 2, 2020
