loose donkey

when a member of the male gender is attempting masturbation with a full bladder, and he ends up pissing all over himself

dude 1: hey man whats that bigass yellow stain on your shirt??
dude 2: oh dude the other day i was whacking and i accidently pulled a loose donkey
dude 3: no way dude, thats grody

by Karl Hungus Jr March 13, 2013

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Loose wristed

Someone who flicks their wrists down at a 90° angle when speaking or being flamboyant. A slang term for “gay”

Mike is a lions fan, he’s loose wristed

by Shark 9 October 11, 2021

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Running loose

When a guy has a girlfriend or a wife, but he is still sleeping around with other women.

Michael: Hey, I’m going to see one of my hoes.
Jarrod: What about Patricia?
Michael: Man, you know I’m just running loose.

by zzkdcountszz June 9, 2019

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cheap and loose

carefree and relaxed

I get cheap and loose in the hot tub

by my wife cheated April 13, 2023

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Loose noodle

When someone’s personality is shifty.

Damn Phoenix is such a loose noodle he just can’t keep his shit straight

by Dickmuncher96 June 20, 2018

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Loose Coose

A bitch who says she loves you and then fucks your bestfriend. A slut who needs her legs clamped closed. She can’t even keep a dick out of her mouth long enough to apologize.

“I saw loose Coose today”

“Ew fuck her, but like not literally, she’s had more guys than a truck stop”

by Everybody clap your cheeks September 5, 2018

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