wet llama

A party pooper. Someone who doesn't just rain on the parade, but yet shits on it. A genuine downer.

"I asked Trent if he wanted to rage at a party but he said 'no'. He is such a fucking wet llama bro, why do we even chill with him?"

by Your a neuron April 20, 2017

squirt the llama

making a girl squirt like how a llama spits

Tyler made was able to make his fat girlfriend squirt the llama.

by Buddha™ May 18, 2015

Llama Riot

when something is so awesome it can only be described by the imagery of llamas rioting.

wow that guys is the best in the sack! lol LLAMA RIOT!

by Ben_Affleck_in_phantoms March 29, 2010

llama smack

When the girl decides that "it isn't good enough" so you bring in your uncles llama and you have some fun with your uncles llama and she directs all of her attention to the llama and starts hitting the llama on the left buttcheek instead of you

" I tried to give it to her but instead she gave me the llama smack."

by the boi that doesn't care February 17, 2017

a good llama

Alexa Miller is a good llama which is a 5"4 girl who runs track and has a funny ass dude names Trey

He's such a good llama

by A Good Llama September 14, 2017

Llama her

When you bust a nut in a girls face and spit on her at the same time turning you into the llama llamaing her

Alex- I fucked (J) and then I llama her

Couldn’t put llamad

by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019

llama titties

kamoren james mathew kaufman is the biggest llama tittie i know

Kaitlyn : you are fucking llama titties
kamoren : well duh poop stain

by fuckingtwatbitch July 01, 2015