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Chimpanzee Lips

n. When a woman's vaginal flaps are swollen to the point that they resemble the mouth of a monkey, ape, or specifically a chimpanzee.
Dude 1: Hey man, I heard you got Jessica last night!

Dude 2: Yeah bro, it was pretty nice but she was definately sporting some chimpanzee lips!

Dude 1: Ugh, no way... look at the bright side, atleast she didn't have beef curtains.
by Zac & Brett December 9, 2008
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curry lips

A racial slur directed towards Indians.
I hate curry lips they always run 7/11’s.
by Cunt Nic July 27, 2018
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Lassie's Lipstick

Lassie's lipstick refers to the lipstick shaped penis of a male dog - named after the famous four legged friend from the hit TV series.
Craig: Has anyone seen my ex-wife?

Rod: Yes, she is in the powder room putting on Lassie's Lipstick

Craig: Im not quite sure what you mean Rod...?

Rod: She has carefully peeled back the dogs foreskin to reveal his lipstick shaped cock, and she is moving it provocatively around her mouth whilst masturbating. I thing once she has finished she will start dressing the dog for some action.

Craig: Fuckin whore! shes gonna get a divorce - I want the house and she can keep the dog!
by pantysniffer2012 January 9, 2012
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gray lips

boys get blue balls and girls get gray lips
girl 1: i haven't had sex in so long that it's starting to hurt!!

girl 2: sounds like you got a case of gray lips
by meowmisfit June 14, 2010
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lipsmacker

An incredibly awesome brand of lipgloss/chapstick that comes in cool flavors such as Dr. Pepper and Crush and Cherry 7-up. They smell good and taste good, thus inducing more guys to kiss you.
Jamie: Liiike ehmagawd!!! I like just got the braaand new Dr. Pepper lipsmacker and it tastes like soooo good!

Michelle: Liiike ehmagawd!! That's like sooo cool-like all of the guys will liiiike want to kiss yo-oh hi Ryan.

Ryan: (says nothing) *Kissing Jamie* *finally gets off*
Jamie: Like, Damn you're like one hell of a kisser
Ryan: So are you-but that lipsmacker helped.
by Phoeeebeee November 9, 2006
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lips

the freakin things on your mouth.
that can be used to show affection.
one way or another...
I have two things on my mouth that are called lips.
by Chaos Is Eternal May 18, 2006
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Lipsmire

Lipsmire is a verb used to describe certain people. They all have a very good sense of humor and are quirky. Once you get to know someone who is lipsmire, you won't soon forget them. They are always energetic and friendly. Lipsmire people are a rare breed. Many don't quite think on they level of humor they do and are sometimes confused at first confrentation. Once someone learns to appreciate a lipsmire person though, theres no turning back. Your hooked for life.
They are soooo lipsmire.
by AudreyMonster September 6, 2010
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