kitty licker

someone who eats cooter!

Danny McQuillen is a kitty licker.

by noneed4aname June 5, 2004

pop corn bag licker

One who spends inordinate amounts of time during a movie systematically licking the butter from the inside of the pop corn bag.

" I looked over and she was licking the inside of the pop corn bag- man I didn't know she was a pop corn bag licker!"

by Marrukawa April 30, 2007

windie licker

Originally a Northern Irish term, but spreading rapidly through Usenet. A derogatory term for someone of very low intelligence or who is mentally retarded. Originates from the buses that transport mentally deficient people where the occupants can be seen licking the windows.

M3 licensees are all a bunch of windie lickers

by windie licker October 17, 2006

lingerie

women's underwear and nightclothes. They also use this term in the movie mean girls.

Halloween is the one night a year a girl and dress like a total slut, and nobody can say anything about it. And the hardcore girls, just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears.

by mothafockas July 20, 2008

pussy licker

One who excels in the art of eating puntang

My girlfriend loves the fact that I am a pussy licker

by Chach February 16, 2004

carpet licker

An indivdual who performs oral sex on a female with a hariy vagina. Related Terms: Carpet Bombing cunnilingus

Barbara Streisand

by Batman November 9, 2001

LinkedIn

1. A place where unemployed 40 somethings go because their kids told them about social media and their neighbor (Never even visited LinkedIn twice) recommended they check it out during small-talk. Then the unemployed 40 year old spends one afternoon making 500 connections and harassing people who haven't been back to LinkedIn in a year; with their resume.

2. A profile graveyard for entry level corporate kids who do not want to share their Facebook profile with their superiors.

3. A place where salesmen and MLM marketers pump their wares until they realize no-one ever returns or uses LinkedIn.

Bob: "Hi Jane how are you doing?"

Jane: "I'm ok, still looking for a job."

Bob: "You should go on LinkedIn, it's like a Facebook for professionals."

Jane: "Thanks, I'll check it out. My kids keep talking about social media."

by mechanicalchris March 2, 2010