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Learing

(noun)
1. A suspiciously low-quality or phony “learning center” (often misspelled on the sign as “Lear ing Center”) that receives millions in taxpayer-funded childcare subsidies while showing no signs of actual children or educational activity.
Coined from the infamous Quality Learing Center in Minneapolis, spotlighted in viral investigations amid Minnesota’s massive Somali-linked welfare fraud scandals, where such centers allegedly serve more as cash grabs than places for kids to learn ABCs.

(verb) to lear
To fraudulently bill the government for nonexistent services, especially in childcare or nutrition programs, while barely pretending to operate.
“That empty building getting $4 million in grants? Total learing scam – no kids, no learning, just learing the system.”

“They were learing millions from the state before the feds shut it down.”
by Junkstory January 1, 2026
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Learing

When you can't spell learning but you open a daycare anyways for learning.
"dude I'll catch you later, gotta go pick up my kid from the quality learing center in little Mogadishu"
by False prophet Muhammad January 2, 2026
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Learing

The act of scamming someone via a Minnesota daycare.
Can I enroll my son Joey in this Quality Learing Center?
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Please see cy-lebrity for further info
cy-lebrity is a short for cyber-lebrity. Rolls of the tongue better
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A Z-list celebrity, one who is microfamous or has achieved the least possible fame achievable.
"Yeah so I ran into that Leonardo DaNietzsche the other day, you know that zub'lebrity from the internet, turns out that netslut is blurasian."
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Attention whore who pursues fame by having sex with famous people.
So, which Tiger Woods skank-lebrity has come out of the woodwork today?
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Wow he's a real Bev Leering!
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