Royal leamington spank

This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.

Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.

During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.

'Love, shall we dedicate our night to a Royal leamington spank?'

by penno May 3, 2008

Leeming

Technical term for dismounting a horse to cause maximum damage to the jockey. Oooof!

At the riding school: 'Careful when you get off Dobin or you'll pull a Leeming'.

by Gavin Lennon October 14, 2003

Leafing Off

When some one tells you a sarcastic remark or comment and you respond in a way that you think is funny/cheeky but does the opposite. It makes you seem weird/humourless/stupid/full of yourself/ a wanna-be etc

Sam: I am so much more talented then her!
Dan: and have you ever been on t.v?

Sam: I model and dance and omg I do soo much work its crazy I am like the next new thing! I am like the greatest people should just love me! bla bla blaa.
Dan: uhh, right.. Stop leafing off.. learn to take a joke.

by RedR December 25, 2010

Lamington

The art of taking a shit and then jerking off and shooting semen all over said shit. The sprinkling of jizz resembling the coconut sprinkles on a lamington. A true lamington can be achieved after ingesting pepto bismol as it makes your shit a dark black colour.

Rob: How was your shit mate?

Bruce: Mate it was so amazing that I turned it into a lamington

by ShootDog McRooballs December 13, 2016

Leading

Where a man takes a mechanical pencil lead, insert's it halfway into their urethra while erect then breaks it off, after becoming flaccid he will then bend his dick to break it up further. The end result is a grayish bloody liquid the next time he pisses.

Do you guys want to do some Friday night Leading while watching Breaking Bad?

by bing ong January 30, 2022

leaking

When someone is broke or doesn’t have money

“aye bra you tryn buy me some food i’ll pay back”
“damn bra u leaking like shit”

by AliasYP December 19, 2022

leaving a girl out in the cold

When you're having phone sex (less commonly any kind of sex) and your guy suddenly has to split.

Are you wet?
I am now. How about you?
Nicole my brother's here. I gotta call you back.
Leaving a girl out in the cold?

by brmull April 3, 2011