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toilet lasagna

when taking a shit, one wipes their behind only to feel another dump coming out, prompting them to wipe again. In rare cases, this urge does not cease after three or more cycles of layering toilet paper atop each successive dump. The layers of TP on top of shit, on top of more TP on more shit, is a textbook case of toilet lasagna.
After 30 minutes in the bathroom, Johnny's love of 7-11 taquitos left the toilet clogged with a foul four-layer toilet lasagna.
by bigdaddytylenol June 10, 2025
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Lasagna

Lasagna (noun):

A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.

An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.

Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"

"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
by Zioooooo October 2, 2023
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Torta Lasagna

A cringe song made by boisbois2 on youtube. It is a minecraft parody of Bitch Lasagna by PewDiePie
Will: Whats your favourite song?
Mark: Torta Lasagna!!!
by Boisbois2 June 10, 2019
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enemy lasagna

Woooooord disassociation
Enemy lasagna

Robust below wax
Semiautomatic aqua
Accompany slacks
by Commander Cat July 19, 2024
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stabbing my lasagna

When someone truly hurts you by insulting any aspect of a movie or book that you love.
Andrew: "Tom Bombadil should have been cut."

"Stop stabbing my lasagna, Andrew!!"
by surfknasen May 9, 2018
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Bitch lasagna

Tseries ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna
by Kibbz_325 March 5, 2019
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Bitch Lasagna

Words you tell your crush when she don't answer you
guy: Hello
Seen 5:07pm
guy: Bitch lasagna
by Boproi August 26, 2018
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