Laire

LAIRE stands for Live Action Interactive Role-playing Explorers. Perfect example: Role Models. Best movie ever.

"I took the LAIRE king from behind."

by jordandra August 23, 2009

lairpuss

Someone who is lairy (feisty) but also a pussy (wimp)

John: See that Jeremy Clarkson?

Bob: Yes squire..

John: He's a bit lairpuss ain't he?

Bob: Yes squire..

by onedrum79 April 8, 2011

laidbackedness

Not giving a shiggity 'bout nothing

His lazy a$# laidbackedness is driving me crazy.

by Urban Scriber September 28, 2011

lard cake

The Little Debbie cakes that are made for every holiday, the original being the Zebra Cakes. Called lard cakes because the icing is made with so much lard it leaves a grease layer on the roof of your mouth after eating them.

I love these lard cakes , but hate wiping the grease off the roof of my mouth after eating them.

by Cledis and Mojo November 30, 2011

lard bucket

A kind of balance druid in World of Warcraft.

Did you see Lard bucket in last nights raid? He was totally awesome!

by Dudu83 January 15, 2017

defra lard pole

An erection caused by the lusting of a co-workers (typically in the civil service) obese frame and immense buttocks

David saw Vanessas arse and the resulting defra lard pole lasted three hours

by Tresspass July 25, 2006

Avant Lard

A reference to formerly junky "Comfort Food" diner concoctions, now up-graded and regarded as haute cuisine among the Hipster Elite.

"Did you try the grain-fed veal baloney and Icelandic goat cheese 'n' macaroni at The Greez And Spoon? It's SO Avant Lard..."

by longrider700 January 9, 2015