Lahoz

Antonio Miguel Mateu Lahoz is a Spanish/Argentinian football referee, known for his exquisite cockmuching techniques with Lionel Messi. He is most commonly known for absolutely sucking Messi's dick by not giving him a (second) yellow and letting Paredes stay on after rocketing a ball into opposition players that were on the bench.

Person 1: How did a small arrogant little man like Messi get kids?
Person 2: His wife went full Lahoz on him.
Person 1: Damn.

by LouisVanSlay December 15, 2022

Lahronda

The Nicest Person You’ll Ever Meet She Is So Nice That Her Ex Will Miss Her She’ll Never Let Her Friends Or Family Down.

Is That Lahronda Shes So Pretty
I Miss Lahronda I Wish I Never Broke Up With Her

by NotKash🪐🤎 December 21, 2022

laboomba

The feeling of one inner trip

Mike was to laboomba to even stand

by Falsum dominated January 26, 2023

Lajookie

a blue freaky ass monster with a red tongue, lowkey chill

did u talk to lajookie yesterday?

yea bro lajookie is chill as fuck

by lajookie January 31, 2023

laboobatron3000

laboobatron3000 is the nickname you give to a fat kid called labeeb mainly one with a pair of tits

wow laboobatron3000 is my idol he has got fat tits

by agamaga April 8, 2023

laboon

A water goober from the anime/manga One Piece. He is big, wholesome, and huggable. Laboon is a very good friend of everyone's favorite skeleton Brook!

Laboon is a wonderful water goober!

by GOOBER LOVER June 4, 2023

laloonge

Noun - Island located in South America.

Verb - The act of inslaving.

Noun - “Hey, we should take a trip to Laloonge!”

Verb - “The Egyptians used to laloonge people, you know?”

by I love mommy milk June 6, 2023