labia

The more pleasurable parts of the female anatomy

her labia was such that she could pull them over her head and turn herself into a redback spider

by FistyTheFerret August 22, 2005

labia beard

Noun. When a girl shaves all of her pubic hair EXCEPT around her labia, thus forming a pussy beard.

Emily: I need to shave my vagina...
Stephanie: I need to finish shaving my vagina...
Emily: You have quite the labia beard.

(Woman outside bathroom stall snickers as she plays with her labia beard)

by command post captains November 4, 2009

ladidah

the sound a carefree creature makes on a relaxing day when the wind blows softly and the dew drops on the flowers twinkle brightly

OR

A smile with a glob of red goo that is most likely blood

The bunny went ladidah right before it hopped over a cliff.

Kevin's thing is a ladidah.

by Kasey February 27, 2005

labi maj

the outer fanny flap

"her labi maj hangs"

by Ash and jock August 27, 2003

labiarinth

A maze of labial flesh.

Seen her pussy? You could get lost for days in that labiarinth.

by kaffir lime July 15, 2009

Laid Up

a state of near-somnolence, generally requiring a cushioned surface at least 2ft. tall and the covering afforded by your oldest blanket (which I hope you have a name for; mines called the Nana) of all exposed body parts, with the exception of your face, the eyes therein soon to be filled with whatevers on the Telly. This behavior will manifest either post-work, finals, hangover, sickness and subsequent convalescence. While one can by all means be laid up in a bed, the couch affords a more beneficent vantage of the ebb and flow of roommates and friends. Nonetheless, he or she who is laid up will often be immobile and even those most affectionate are wont to shun your touch. Pretty much synonymous with Stove Up, the latter with connotations of multiple SLEEPING individuals all laid up in a room of bunkbeds, also it is more likely when you see this usage that EtOH had a hand in the precipitation of their obtunded state.

Calling home on way home 15 mi from work:

"Hey Millah Scrillah, whats Mel doing??"
"Oh, she just got back, shes laid up on the couch watching Six Feet Under."
"Niceness, be there in 5."

by clark lander smith February 15, 2008

Labia Stick

Not to be confused with a dildo, Labia Stick is chap-stick / lip stick for your pussy lips. Good for the winter time.

Yo, I was jogging the other day and my pussy lips was chapped as a mother fucker, so I put some Labia Stick on. Problems = Solved!

by Planet Cockstar's President January 31, 2015