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Street lettuce

Lettuce you find in planters on the street.It doesn’t taste that great but it’s edible(I tried it and I don’t recommend it).
Example:Today my friends and I were walking down Front st and we saw street lettuce growing in a planter.
by Assfartion November 2, 2017
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john lettuce

when someone blows air out of their nose at such a super sonic speed that a lone snotty bogey flies out of their nasal cavity. its called john lettuce because it looks like lettuce and john is a funny name.
friend: *breathes out of their nose but really hard*
me: "thats a fucking john lettuce."
by gruzzish October 23, 2023
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Devil’s lettuce

Informal humorous jargon used to describe marijuana and lampoon religious people’s belief that it is the work of the devil.
I’m glad we don’t have to hide the devil’s lettuce in our backyard anymore. Now if we could just get the feds to reschedule it.
by Toosour August 23, 2019
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Hot lettuce

The feeling you get when your extremely hungover. Hot sweats, chills, nausea, the shits, and the whole shebang. You feel soggy like hot, wet lettuce. I mean, can you really feel worse than that?
"Man, I drank so much last night. I feel like fucking hot lettuce".
by Sydneyp0798 January 14, 2022
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Lucifer's Lettuce

Marijuana, bud, weed, smoke, ganja, 420, tree, green, herb, pot, dope, reefer, chronic, dro, kush, African broccoli, Bobby Brown, cabbage, cheeba, Detroit, diesel, doobie, fire, Grandpa's medicine, gwaai, hash, killer, jazz cabbage, jazz cigarettes, loud, mary jane, mota(spanish), party parsley, nugs, pack, scooby doodle, smoke, skank, skunk, wizard, wacky tobaccy, morning meds, etc.
"I caught little Johnny smoking Lucifer's Lettuce with that slut Tammy behind the bleachers."
by Beaver Teaser January 13, 2019
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lettuce Bones

The thick ribs down the center of romaine lettuce leaves; specifically when found in a salad.
I would rather not order salads from the pizza place, the salads there are always full of lettuce bones.
by etonbongwoop November 10, 2022
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Shake a lettuce

Polite way for a lady to say shes going for a wiz
"I'm just going to shake a lettuce"
by Leeds Geography May 24, 2008
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