a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.
i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.
by dꓘ April 27, 2019
Get the jizz kittenmug. 
A supposed female user, (although most likely a 50 year old man), of the social platform Discord. Often known to say Uwu, these kittens are predominantly aquainted with notorious discord user Kirro, otherwise known as Callum Gee.
by Discord Gamer August 18, 2022
Get the Discord Kittenmug. Bill: I sprung a woody at the office this afternoon after I got that racy sext message from Yvonne.
Sue: Meow. What a minxy little sext kitten.
Sue: Meow. What a minxy little sext kitten.
by sexty little beast May 31, 2011
Get the sext kittenmug. by Idontwanttoexist December 27, 2021
Get the Discord Kittenmug. A female member of a co-ed sports team that is not particularly skilled, but is necessary to fulfill the minimum required number of females on the field so the team will not have to forfeit the match.
"Henrietta hasn't played soccer before, she's the 'forfeit kitten' today...but who cares if she can't play, at least she looks damn hot in those knee socks and shin guards..."
by Unkle G March 5, 2009
Get the forfeit kittenmug. a game for people who are really into cats and explosions and tacocats and palindromes and hairy potato cats and rainbows and lasers
by Ur mooshma February 23, 2017
Get the exploding kittensmug.