Kirk

The surname of someone who proves there is an extreme end of the autism spectrum.

That guy guy licking the wall is such a kirk

by blackhammer9555 March 8, 2022

Kirk

Slang term used for oral sex

Justin: I went to my girls house last night
James: did you get kirk

by Ethioyoshi November 1, 2025

Kirk

Deiform of Empyrean

Kirk, The god of creation

by KJKakarot November 3, 2022

kirk

verb: to be abruptly killed, especially via the carotid artery by a long range firearm

Oh my stars! That man was just kirk'd!

Come on, James. Kirk him.

by The 180m Badger September 10, 2025

kirked

Slang for getting shot critically/getting a critical shot. Reference to Charlie Kirk, a right-wing political activist, getting shot in the jugular on September 10, 2025 during a "Prove Me Wrong" campaign at Utah Valley University and croaking shortly after.

Eden: I just kirked the shit out of this guy on CoD.

Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.

by googlyeyestickers September 10, 2025

Kirking

When a lesbian woman beatboxes on a pussy before eating it out as a form of teasing their partner.

All this Kirking is making me so thirsty.

I’m going to Kirk you.

I got Kirked so gooooood last night aughhh

by Senator Nick McKum October 28, 2025

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish.

Kirk hasn’t stopped fishing.

by zjc November 21, 2021