kiwi

kiwi is a fruit that doesn't taste nice after brushing your teeth. It is also a word to describe someone from New Zealand.

'pass me the kiwi'
'Hey, there's a kiwi over there' (pointing to a tanned person from New Zealand.

by a.bxtch.that.hates.boris&trump June 14, 2020

Kiwi

Some who dope but got a massive penis

Zach is so kiwi

by Vaginalover1574 November 13, 2020

Kiwi

What New Zealanders call themselves. Seemingly no one regards it as cringe!

We New Zealanders shouldn´t call ourselves "Kiwis".

by Orange Sleeves August 26, 2019

kiwy

a purple fruit that comes out your ass or mouth depending which one opens first after sex

i hope my kid never kiwys

by mommymaddie September 15, 2022

Kiwi

A crush, someone you’re interested in romantically

I have a kiwi on Matthew!
I’m never gonna get over this kiwi
My kiwi will never like me!

by diamonditsl August 15, 2023

Kiwi

The cutest dog in existence. Wears a frog hoodie and sleeps in your lap if you are nice with her. Belongs to a girl who also has a frog bucket hat.

N: Is that kiwi in the middle of the street?
A: KIWI COME HERE

by sopadecaracol November 23, 2021

Kiwi

A country so devoted to soccer that all of its economy revolves around it.

That country's is a kiwi

by Sirjacer January 30, 2020