club the kitten

The action a man's body makes when he's making love to a woman's vagina.

I'm gonna club the kitten of hers so hard tonight!

by SJ2571 January 17, 2010

Toula The Kitten

The best zyra player in all of leagues history. That's all you need to know

this Toula The Kitten guy keeps stomping my bronze elo matches, help me

by niga you gay April 12, 2021

doom kitten

A doom kitten is the best sort of kitten there is. Part kitten and part doom it is super cute but it bites so beware! You must always be on your best behaviour around kittens like this or risk unleashing the Doom!

"Aww what a cute kitten, can I pet it?" "Of course you can, but it's a doom kitten so be careful you might lose a finger!"

by anonymousdk007 April 5, 2017

Discord Kitten

Someone who will get free nitro from a discord mod

"Can I get nitro pls uwu" - Discord Kitten

"Yes of course my kitten" - Old man

by Idontwanttoexist December 27, 2021

exploding kittens

a game for people who are really into cats and explosions and tacocats and palindromes and hairy potato cats and rainbows and lasers

haha i got tacocat card its a palindrome
Exploding kittens is great

by Ur mooshma February 23, 2017

forfeit kitten

A female member of a co-ed sports team that is not particularly skilled, but is necessary to fulfill the minimum required number of females on the field so the team will not have to forfeit the match.

"Henrietta hasn't played soccer before, she's the 'forfeit kitten' today...but who cares if she can't play, at least she looks damn hot in those knee socks and shin guards..."

by Unkle G March 5, 2009

Kitten Mode

when one gets so excited sexually that they develop the mannerisms of a kitten (e.g. purring, clawing, rolling on the floor, etc.)

When Dick told Ellie she was hot she went into total Kitten Mode. Who knew she was so into him?

by clockiewitch June 28, 2009