kangaroo

a tall ginger guy, with crazy hopps, got a nasty little pouch (belly) with a J name. AKA kangaroo

“that boy got me bouncing all night, call him a kangaroo”

by big hops October 15, 2025

Kangaroo Scrotum

The large sack underneath the kangaroo and taste great in hot dogs

"Hey dude i really feel like a kangaroo scrotum how about you"
"Yeah i'm having them tonight lmao öof

by yeetster 9035 September 11, 2018

Kangaroo

Stray Kids leader, Bangchan.

"kangaroo? "
"Bangchan!"

Or

"Wow, Chan jumped really high onto that stage platform.."

"Yeah, he's a kangaroo from Australia."

by ThatIdiotAsh August 22, 2023

creepin kangaroo

When a creepy dude comes up behind you scaring the living daylights out of you. He may stroke you from behind, maybe accidentally on purpose and then say oh I'm sorry my paw slipped.

When you tell your friend or sister to help! Thad dude is a creeping kangaroo. A creepin kangaroo male stroking a female kangaroo"s tail at the zoo.

by Madame Breaux psychic October 12, 2020

Kangaroo Courtship

A romantic relationship two parties enter into for no other reason than to be in a relationship. A relationship without love or merit.

"I'm not surprised you found him on tinder considering his kangaroo courtship."

by The worst English student July 15, 2024

Kangaroo

An animal down in the second world of Australia. This animal is very feisty and can knock a bitch out with one punch. They carry their babies in the stomach so that they have them on hand all the time in case an enemy is coming so they can sacrifice their baby so they can run away. Be aware around these animals tho as they are known to steal your red hoodies and sunglasses.

Bryce Hall would say he could beat a KANGAROO then get punched by it and say he don’t know how to fight

by yousillyyy July 29, 2021

Kangaroo

Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.

National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023