Kaiden

A word to describe a man with an abnormally small penis. Kaiden’s are redneck hillbillies with nearly no teeth think that their shit don’t stink. Their sisters are whores and their trucks are pieces of shit.

Girl 1: do you see that guy over there? He’s kinda hot.
Girl 2: oh yeah I know him he’s a Kaiden
Girl 1: damn nevermind

by Ejgivesbjstokaidenandviceversa March 24, 2024

Kaiden

An annoying, dumb bitch who does not want to take calculus.

P1: what a loser, who wont take calculus.
P2: yeah hes a kaiden and he gets no play.

by ianL April 5, 2024

kaiden special

when you fuck with birdy and get your cheekbone cut by a clean left hook and are left shaking in your boots

bird done him bad with the kaiden special

by jb-b007 April 25, 2024

kaiden

smallest pp and has the worst haircut always and farts all the time

"ew kaiden stop farting for once"

by whoisthat_123 May 6, 2024

Kaiden

Guy who says is not gay but is zesty as fuck

Kaiden is so zesty hes almost about to have a crush on every single guy he sees

by EPGames May 22, 2024

Kaiden

Big Bertha( a bop )

She’s being so Kaiden today

by Dickwriter69 June 8, 2024

kaiden day

kaiden day is when kaiden stims and goes it’s kaiden day it’s kaiden day so he will let us know it’s kaiden day, on kaiden day it’s commonly known that the people will do the conga and play sparkling zero in turns at the library

kaiden : it’s kaiden day it’s kaiden day
reece carling : haha you betcha it is I can’t wait
megan beer : god I can’t wait to hop on sparkling zero today I love kaiden day!

by dababyraw November 26, 2024