by hairynigga23 November 29, 2024
Get the kaden and ari mug.The lamest most awful HORRIBLE scrub you'll EVER meet. He has black hair and wears a shitty black headset and drinks soda 5x a day. Absolute degenerate with nothing better to do while I have a massive cock that can break through 3 tons of steel. That's right. I'm so much cooler. Me. Kaden will also live in a room that has a crappy pokemon squishmallow that nobody likes. And a purple and white gaming chair. Yeah.
Kaden: "Hey guys it's me Kaden! I'm Kaden from Loserland!"
Me: *eradicates Kaden with the super ultra mega death beam 9000*
Women: Wow, that guy who killed kaden brutally is so cool! Let's have intense sex with him!
Me: *eradicates Kaden with the super ultra mega death beam 9000*
Women: Wow, that guy who killed kaden brutally is so cool! Let's have intense sex with him!
by ssapz August 3, 2025
Get the Kaden mug.Kaden Vonstein is one of if not the sexiest men alive. He’s known for his stunning long hair and super charming personality, not to mention how good he looks on a motorcycle. A badass on a dirtbike and a badass mfer in bed. Any woman would be lucky to have a man as great as the Kaden Vonstein. I know all this about Kaden Vonstein because he is me, I’m Kaden Vonstein the one writing this. I think I’m badass. Thank you for your time.
Wow that dudes awesome he just saved a family from a burning building, he’s almost as cool as Kaden Vonstein
by Beenis January 27, 2025
Get the Kaden Vonstein mug.Kaden is a guy who has brownish hair. He loves music and plays an instrument. Girls like him and want to be with him. If your one of his closest friends he’ll open up to you. He is very introverted tho, and it will take him a while before he can trust you and reveal himself to you. He loves to enjoy life and laugh and when he smiles, you can’t stop smiling either. And he most likely has a 7 incher
Kaden keeps to himself
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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by im_Baymax November 24, 2021
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