Juan Mendez

Every Mexican´s best friend

JOSe Mendez: hey step bro where is Juan Mendez

Step Bro Mendez: I dont know Jose Mendez aka my step bro???!!!

by mexicantoilet January 3, 2021

juan ortiz

The best at what he does hard working supports his family is very caring funny handsome amazing

He is so a Juan ortiz supporting his family

by 2003babyjo March 9, 2015

Dirty Juan

The Puerto Rican version of the Dirty Sanchez, when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache. could also be defined as when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip.

Laura was pissed and yelled at Manuel "don't ever give me a dirty Sanchez again", and Manuel replied I am Puerto Rican bitch, that was a Dirty Juan!

by laukerp August 3, 2009

fearless juan

excellent NYC folk rock band. Check them out at www.fearlessjuan.com

that band is almost as cool as fearless juan

by p_fish April 14, 2004

Don Juan

A smooth talker, usually says the exact shit you wanna hear.

Ian: Dude, Mike's such a Don Juan~ -_-

by Pammy Pop ^o^ October 22, 2009

Don Juaned

Bamboozled, shafted, or hoodwinked

by Alejandro September 8, 2003

spider juan

Spider Juan is a Mexican Spiderman, he saves the ladies and takes them to his house.

"Spider Juan, Spider Juan, he saves the ladies...and then he he takes them to his house."

"Spider Juan, Spider Juan, he saves the ladies and then and then he takes them to his house."

by wildfred2004 January 29, 2015