Jonah

A nigg with no motion. He’s got all the pieces to the puzzle, but just can’t put it together.

Lmao that’s Jonah, Mr no motion

by User556 January 2, 2024

jonah mcfarland

Someone who is an absolute no fly zone. Nothing gets past this man. If its obvious hes gonna let you know. He is the iron fist and he likes to put the fist down.

Class: "Awww the 6 year old knows her birthday!"
Jonah Mcfarland: "Thats kind of a layup everyone knows their birthday."

by cjm01928347 May 4, 2023

Jonah

Smart,cool kid/boy/man has a best friend named Nicholas and plays football 🏈 and plays Roblox and fortnight loves to say Jo mama

Jonah: guess what nicholas
Nicholas: what
Jonah: yo mama

by Quandale Dingle and yo mamma November 21, 2023

Jonah Lavine

Jonah is an interesting character he likes to do handstands while showing off his 2 inch pinch. He loves to seduce men on a Friday night when its boys night.

Why are you acting like a “Jonah Lavine hot Cheeto mozzarella sticks dragon v2?”

by BBLslayer2 December 1, 2023

Jonah dijoux

An amazing, handsome man, who is a brilliant author.

Jonah Dijoux is awesome <3

by htimsyelsha December 23, 2022

Jonah

a closeted gay guy who whenever he tries to get a girfriend, turns them gay. (factual). he has good style i guess but will not hesitate to make fun of you for anything

"oh did you see jonah?, hes that closeted gay guy"
"at least he has good style"

by riskybusiness69 January 3, 2023

J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."

Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.

by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023