Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart is a

comedian, a father, a husband, a talkshow host, a jew, intelligent, political, and sexy.

He has been on tv since I was a child ;D
I grew up watching The Daily Show and Half Baked

Also, will never suck half as bad as O'Rilley

<3
VIVA LA STEWART !

Jon Stewart makes me smile :D
by jewfetish July 19, 2009
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Lil' Jon

The king of crunk and the best back-up and front man rapper. Is classified by his use of the words WHAT, YEAH, & OKAY
Man Lil' Jon seems to be everywhere lately.

YEAH, he kicks ass
by Jamin Ho December 17, 2004
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L'il Jon

Most people label him as untalented and unrelentlessly saying "YEAAH", "WHAAT?", and "OOKKAAY". He's actually a producer, not a rapper, although he does say whole lot more than people credit him for. If anything, he's a genius. Not just anybody can get millions by saying 3 words consecutively. He also helped kick off L'il Scrappy's career, and that Dave Chapelle Show episode was in COLLABORATION with Li'l Jon. Pay attention dummy.
Yea
What...What
Check dis out right (Yea)
Lil' Jon and the motherfuking East Side Boyz
The Kings of Krunk
Back at you with some new shit
Now just because we went platinum and shit don't mean we gone change nigga
We the muthafuking Kings of Krunk and we gon' always keep this muthafucker krunk
Now let's talk about some more music

-from the song, "What You Gon' Do


He actually has a whole verse too. If that doesn't shut you up why don't you go settle the score with him hm?
by ShoonXL January 12, 2005
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Jon Neo

A pack-neo.
Small and furry.
A Jon Neo is the opposite of a Matthew Khoo.
by Nas Shah August 04, 2010
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Handsome Jon

Same as above:
An extremely handsome male who stands above the rest and is called John or Jon, therefore making them handsome Jon

Jon specifically cannot have the last name Arnold. Having, or being referred to as Arnold at any point makes a Jon ineligible for the title of Handsome Jon
Wow, look at that guy Jon, he's so handsome it's Handsome Jon
by not Arnold April 10, 2005
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David Jon

David Jon is like God, he's great at sex, he's daring, funny, talented. He is a badass, he dominates at everything he does, even if it's his first time playing and doesn't even know the rules. David Jon could go against Chuck Norris and kick his ass. He also taught himself to fight like the fighters in the UFC. David Jon does NOT take shit from anybody, and will knock whoever down who talks shit. He has beautiful brown hair and blue/green eyes. He's just amazing.
Why is he so good at everything?
Because he's David Jon!

He's sooo David Jon!!!
by amorbella6 December 15, 2011
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Jon's Dick

Its the ugliest thing ever. It is worse than roadkill. It is like taking a shit and dressing it up as a person
JOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Jon's Dick" is sweaty
by Dick Pulls April 19, 2014
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