This abomination of a being can destroy the universe by using 0.1 percent of his power. He usually hides his fat in his disposable miniature pocket universes that he has in his magic pockets , but there have been incidents in other dimensions where the parallel John (which is not as powerful as the John in this universe) destroyed 1 billion other dimensions which teared a hole in the multiverse by accidentally letting out 10 percent of his power.
Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power
Below is rare footage of John using 0.000000000000000000000000000000001 percent of his power
Eminem: something’s wrong, I can feel it
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble
John: LAUGHS IN JOHN
Eminem:if this is what I think it is, we’re in big trouble
John: LAUGHS IN JOHN
by Joguan 69420 November 14, 2019
Get the Johnmug. Hes the sweetest guy you'll meet. Hes shy if you dont know him and he doesn't easily open up, however when he does its because he truly cares for you as a Friend or partner. Hes often smart, but doesn't try hard enough to realize and hes loyal till the day you die.
by Fantasy Writer October 5, 2017
Get the Johnmug. by oklolbruh October 11, 2019
Get the Johnmug. 
John
Smokin' hot biker. So hot, you will question all the other guys in your life . Smouldering eyes, sexy mouth, fit body. Unicorn qualities.
He loves baseball caps, bikes, trees, maps and loves being at one with the earth and nature - I would love to watch this guy climb a tree!
Time with John is an activity in its own right... waking up next to him, seeing him coming out of the shower, just watching him breathe...
John rocks back Tattoos. John is a dude; the epitome of cool
He's a keeper. So, if you meet a John, marry him before someone else does!
Smokin' hot biker. So hot, you will question all the other guys in your life . Smouldering eyes, sexy mouth, fit body. Unicorn qualities.
He loves baseball caps, bikes, trees, maps and loves being at one with the earth and nature - I would love to watch this guy climb a tree!
Time with John is an activity in its own right... waking up next to him, seeing him coming out of the shower, just watching him breathe...
John rocks back Tattoos. John is a dude; the epitome of cool
He's a keeper. So, if you meet a John, marry him before someone else does!
by MiddleAgedMoose October 23, 2018
Get the Johnmug. A gay boi who is trash at all things to do with gaming and is thinner than a stick however SOMETIMES he is a good friend
by Sapsucker March 3, 2019
Get the Johnmug. by poppydinbus May 30, 2018
Get the Johnmug.