John

a perfect name for a puppy !

( according to a tweet by Louis William Tomlinson )

Louis, look ! I got a puppy !!
- What did you name it ?
John of course ! :D

by strawberrykat April 30, 2021

john

Something you are referring to as an object .

" Ayo bruh, pass that John"

by v r o December 15, 2017

John

When someone says John, or is named John the out come is that they are just gay in the end

Girl 1: dude did you hear about john
Girl 2: I knowww I heard he was gay

by StinkyLipgloss April 4, 2020

John

A John is one of the hottest, funniest, guys you will ever meet. He is tall, athletic, with brown hair, and maybe a tan. His blue-green eyes will captivate you and he is one of those guys who doesn’t care what people think and he will be as silly and social and he wouldn’t care. All the girls often fall for him because his voice is so mesmerizing and deep and he has perfect muscles. He is an extremely good kisser and the perfect boyfriend.

He will treat his girlfriend like she’s a goddess and is definitely a bit of a player and a flirt. He gets good grades, and he’s undeniably sexy and makes friends easily and is very popular. He is extremely smart, hot, and can ALWAYS make you smile. He most likely is Irish, and he is definitely worth keeping. A John is so perfect and if you meet one, NEVER LET HIM GO!!!

Girl 1: My boyfriend is so perfect. He is like a Greek god.
Girl 2: Hmm... he has to be a John, right?

Girl 1: how’d you know??
Girl 2: Because John’s are perfect.

by mylifeisasupremeMeme February 22, 2019

John

Cunt

John is a cunt

by G f s c h f v May 17, 2018

John

John is a very annoying boy who is a playa and you don’t want to be with. He will like you one second but never talk to you he will move on from girl to girl in seconds of time. He will be the most hated boy watch out for all the Johnny boys out there those players

Girl one: Why did John move on so fast
Girl two: I don’t know. That player I am disgusted

by Notrealname245696 June 13, 2018

John

John (sometimes referred to as 'Johnny' by close companions) is a good genuine guy with a sense of humor. He's tall, has brown hair, good looking, and is one of the very last truly masculine guys among his generation. He's thoughtful, caring, down to earth, wise/mature for his age, and you can have fun with him. He'll always hold the door for the lady and he's great on a fancy date, but he can also do a plumbing job himself and will gladly go adventuring in a Jeep. John will keep to the morals and values he knows to be true and divine no matter what.

"I think that's John over there in the distance....yep, it's him. Hey John! What's up?!"

by That Living Human June 4, 2019