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Steve Jobs

When you put an iPhone on vibrate, place it between a girl's legs, and call it until she cums.
Susan won't do anal, but she loves Steve Jobs.
by Laurenmtsk September 13, 2013
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joby

verb. A straight man goes joby when he flirts with a gay man.
I was shocked when Tammy's boyfriend went joby on my man and started talking sex, like he wanted it or something.
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Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs was a technological whizz who defined gadgets in a go go gadget apple kinda way. His demise to cancer comes at a time when America is reeling from stubborn growth and lack of jobs thus serving America a 'no jobs' double whammy.

This provoked an article by A N Wilson that disputes Jobs as a genius which follows the thinking that he wasn't the inventor of computers, who actualy was the Morse code inventor which on a closer than close inventor look, was the alleged wrestling loser back in 16th century who had to tap to send a message he's out.

His demise then led to a second argumentation that hypes and misconceptions of the masses are sometimes too naive or brash for the sake of marketing ie. money. Left unchecked, next thing world knows is the idea that God have a daughter in addition, to be fair, which does not consider the contentious point in first place. Of course the disputed point is not whether God has one balls or other imperfections that render God unable to have a female offspring.
In all, Jobs worked himself and others to the ground yet people are non the wiser though they have the perceptions of being the wisest. Kindly solve your trillions dollar deficit without stealing other people's ideas which should eradicate sins like poverty if you are all the wisest and geniuses.
Dude 1.5: Bro, that A N Wilson post on Steve Jobs could well be a pre script from Jobs himself considering he knew he's got some dusts to byte.
Bro 1.5 : Yea dude. Let's see if that article is partially bitten.
Sizler 1.5 : Yo bro dude. Get out of my way if you don't wana get sizzled. The biggy co.s should get the PR officers that matches their founder's definition of great inventions in use in the right order. Doesn't make me a genius, does it? Those gweeks (gw that thing that comes out ur back), genius wanna be's, really should check if their heads are screwed on right.
by Zullo24 October 7, 2011
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Jossy

Pet name for a woman who has only done the best things for you. A woman of truly good intentions and pure love.
Baby, buying me that sports car is the most Jossy thing you've ever done for me.
by DumbMike October 18, 2008
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Jobby Jammer

What happens when one is kicked hard in the ass hole, thus jamming one's 'jobby' inside the rectal tube.
OUCH! That was right in the butt hole; thanks for the Jobby Jammer, fuck head.
by silversausage October 10, 2010
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jobly

pronounced joe-billy. It is an alternate word to be used in the place of any of the following...and more:
sick, boss, awesome, nuts, pimp, swag
Person 1: "Man, you're just roundin up the chicks!"
Person 2: "Thanks bro, i'm just too jobly."

"Im just too jobly'd out"
by Jobly September 22, 2011
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Jobby

A short and pleasurable experience in which one pays another for a hand or blow job
"Give me a quick jobby, bro!"

"Man, I could really use a jobby right now!"
by GoyBoi3000 September 6, 2018
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