jared naicker

Such an inspiration if u want to be an annoying person.

Ahhh why you touched?, Jared Naicker don't get touched plz 😭💀
Fun fact: JARED NAICKER DOES HIS EYEBROWS

by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020

Jared Green

Jared Green is known for being arrogant. He is a lightweight and likes getting clapped by daddy cole. He’s referred to as soft and a baby back bitch.

That dude got drunk off of 2 white claws ... what a Jared Green.

by genius77889 November 2, 2020

JaredTheDeity

Jared is a nice and cool guy to hang out with. He's also the top 1 Brawlhalla player out of the friend group chat called "chill group" and is the Dad of CordIsPro and AnthWxter.

Yoo you see that guy playing as Kor? he must be a JaredTheDeity

by jaredthemanman January 19, 2021

Jared

Jared is laughter! He is like Noone, and definitely one of a kind! He's always looking for a good time, and never fails! He would use his very last of anything to help someone else succeed, or feel they matter. Jared is the most non judgemental person, he will leave you wanting more every time. Be careful, it's hard not to fall in love with Jared. He will understand all the mixed up parts of your soul, the darkest, lightest, and dustiest corners of your mind. He has those rock and roll eyes, and a heart of surprise.

Girl: Your nuts!
Jared: No, I'm Jared.

by LTrain91 June 2, 2021

Jared zone

when you are way too deep in the friendzone. when u really thought she liked you.

bro jack got put in the jared zone by emily

by alextuc26 June 25, 2021

Jareboozled

When a person named Jared Bamboozles you, you are Jareboozled. In most cultures, this is referred to as an art or highly skilled form of martial arts and the chosen one for this responsibility is given a new name called "Jared". The chief or leader of the tribe will task Jared with the responsibility of convincing an unfriendly warring tribe member that the two tribes will unite when in all actuality he is Bamboozling them and luring them into a snare or trap. By the time the warring tribe realizes what happened, they are at the mercy of the Tribe of Jared and in most cases suffer damages or losses.

A friend asked me to send him money to fix his car so that he could drive down to visit me. I sent him the money and never heard from him again. He was so convincing and I am now out $500, I was Jareboozled.

by Bros of Jared August 31, 2021

Jared Lore

The lore
The lore of jared
The lore written specifically to tell the story of Jared
Jared's Lore

Jared Lore is crazy man
yeah, shit's written better than Shakespeare

by Nikki/Amber October 18, 2021