slav jank

A sometimes derogatory, sometimes celebratory term used for a video game typically from the former Soviet Union or a Warsaw Pact nation that has a surreal atmosphere, notably bad (or no) support for non Slavic languages, and is littered with bugs, flaws, or defects.

It's not just limited to HROT anymore: Cyberpunk 2077 and Dying Light 2 have joined the ranks of notable launches bogged with problems, renewing interest in the term "slav jank" as a warning.

by Somebody, but not Nobody February 19, 2022

Jank-Wank

a session of masturbation that was in some way spoiled, interrupted or unenjoyable.

"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."

by NebulaNom April 2, 2015

Jack Janke

A scooter fag that is always down at the Wodo skato doing mad bri's.
But, because of his obsession with scootering, his social life took a steep decline, therefore making him date girls more than 2 years younger than him
@jack_.007

"Man, that kid is garbage at scootering"
"Yeah, I bet he's a real Jack Janke"

"Why is that 14 year old dating a 12 year old?"
"Probably because he's Jack Janke"
"True, True."

by Phargo September 11, 2019

Jickity Jank

when something is messedup or hurting; usually used when referring to body parts.

"My knee's all jickity jank from hockey"

by J'MUN March 8, 2009

jank-ass mofo

a typical mofo (some one who takes pleasure in screwing moms or someone who thinks theyre "all that"), but unnecessarily redundant and a complete train-wreck
often used to express some form of anger towards another person

Did you see what that jank-ass mofo did?? He gave me a f***ing F on my homework!

by angie gonzalez December 19, 2009

crank jank winebottle

fucking a girl while you are licking her pussy at the same time. Also she is jerking off your cock with her feet. All this is happening while you are at a fancy dinner.

Dude, while we were at Red lobster last night me and my girlfriend did the crank jank winebottle.

by shanikalex vern October 1, 2010

spank n jank

To masturbate or to say stuff in the place of a saying.

I'm about to go spank n jank

by ShlongLong October 27, 2017