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Jonny

The most amazing, funniest and sweetest you’d ever met. Always stands by your side, will never cheat on you and knows that your his #1 majority. If you’re a nessa..boy do you gotta keeper🥺
Nessa: I love you jonny..
by AaaaayeH April 15, 2020
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Jonny noxvill

Hi I’m Jonny noxvill and this is jack ass
by Ur neborhood jack ass October 15, 2020
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Jonny

A Jonny is a fat man
Person 1: Woah, that was an earthquake!

Person 2: No, Jonny just woke up.
by haverofcock June 8, 2023
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Jonny

He’s desperate for women and is on the verge of being a simp. He listens to the Weeknd and acts like he can relate to him. He respects women as well.
Cam: Hey Jonny you see that girl over there?
Jonny: Ou Damn I’m about to simp!!
by CameronGreigIsASimp May 5, 2020
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Jonny

(n) an unorthodox but effective solution to a problem.
(v) to solve a problem in a strange but effective way
If you can't afford a mechanic, use duct tape; if you're out of duct tape, you'll have to jonny it.
by Jonny Stryder February 6, 2025
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Jonny Pryde

Typically a fuckboy who works at Texas Roadhouse and is known for fighting all his friends and not paying off bets. No one wants to be a jonny pryde
Tony - "hey danny wanna bet $5 on game"

Danny - "yeah as long as you aren't a jonny pryde about it"
by Outback Steakhouse January 31, 2018
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Jonny Christie

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things
Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie
by Unidentified great object June 13, 2022
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