woke-joke

An overly enthusiastic, guilt ridden, compensating, virtue signaling, non ethnic social justice warrior who’s personal life is devoid of challenge, strife, racism, poverty etc and is in fact from wealth.

Showing up to the protest in your Daddies new Mercedes Benz clearly makes you a woke-joke!

by Ofashea March 5, 2021

Street Joke

Jokes that are characterized by lack of comedic author, a usually cheesy or "punny" punchline, and prevalence throughout most populations. Their simplicity and general appeal to most people allows for rapid passing along. Most "joke books" are collections of street jokes.

Although acceptable in public social situations, comedians are often shunned for any use of them, as it is seen as lazy and unoriginal.

A: "Don't you recognize me from the movies?"
B: "What?"
A: "Yeah, I go there every Saturday!"
B: "HAHAHA."
C: "That street joke just gave me diarrhea."

by ProperCthulhu December 4, 2013

Yolk Joke

The process of inserting a raw egg into a women's vagina and then punting her in the cunt. The yolk explodes and makes a mess everywhere. At that time, the man has vaginal sex with the woman and uses the messy yolk as lubricant.

The other day, my girlfriend was feeling freaky so I gave her a yolk joke. Needless to say, I used up an entire roll of paper towels. I then fell asleep inside of her.

by Kodboy April 11, 2009

Dad joke

A joke which makes son and or family member face palm because of how simple it is

Son: "i'm tired" Dad: "hello tired, I'm dad - Omg nice dad joke

by bigwangman March 12, 2015

Dad joke

What makes a dad joke isn't just the fact that it is often lame, but rather a dad joke is told souly for the entertainment of the teller (dad) and not the audience.

My dad didn't notice me in the room and just tested a stud finder on himself, beeped, said it worked, and laughed with nobody else around him. Typical dad joke

by PeterDadBodLouis December 4, 2018

Joke Immunity

When one can make fun of all friends and relentlessly humiliate and mock them, yet receive no humiliation in return.

We were defending the front lines of Jokism and when they tried to return fire they didn't see our invisibilty cloak of joke immunity.

by Joke Lord December 22, 2010

joke-jacking

When you, the 'joker', privately make a hilarious joke at school, work, or in a group of friends and the 'jokee' then passes it on to others, or merely says it louder than you, thus giving the impression that they were the original creator of the joke.

*(Dude 1 whispers hilarious joke..)

Dude 2: HAHAHAHA Hey everyone!
I've got a hilarious joke!!

Dude 1: Hey wat gives?? Why u joke-jacking??

by The4RealDeal March 14, 2009