be serious

a way to say "stop joking" or tell someone to stop acting weird

"be serious, i beg you dont say you beat it in nandos"

"i was too gassed off the bunda styll"

by d2trappy May 21, 2021

Serious

Solemn

Serious...ly?

by I don't exist... January 24, 2019

Why so serious?

a line use by a convicted murderer in Sweden, who painted it on the bathroom where he killed his victim.

but if its a man is not clear as the convicted murderer has a "personal id" that only woman gets when they are born in this country. at least it used to be that way, afaik.

after the murder they had a investigation about the persons psysical health and it said that he was found "psychiacly good shape" or whatever you call it in english, a big joke imo.

minfil PUNKT org /7f2bh1e2b2/_rebro_TR_B73-18_Aktbil_46.pdf

"Why so serious?" EVIL FANTASIES FROM HELL!

by Jesus-saves July 24, 2018

Serious suicide

The act of offing ones self in a serious manner.

My mum: im contemplating serious suicide

Me: I thought all suicide was serious 🧐

by Iworryaboutlife February 4, 2023

mad serious

when something is so serious it makes you mad

Dude 1: bro did you cat really freeze outside

Dude 2: YES BRO IM MAD SERIOUS.

by deadness February 6, 2018

Serious Consequences

But he WON'T face serious consequences is he STEALS FUCKING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY (TRILLLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH) AND CONDEMNS A CHILD TO DEATH!?

Hym "Serious consequences... Like the people on the Epstein list? Oh wait... No. Make that cripple pay for my shit or YOU MOTHERFUCKERS will face serious consequences! SEE HOW THAT WORKS!? I CAN SAY IT TOO!"

by Hym Iam June 8, 2025

Serious

Theres a difference between wanting to be taken seriously and being serious.

People from the government/media often say they are serious, or to take a storm seriously, or that they are no nonsense people, which is not the same as being serious. They want to be taken seriously, that's why they're saying what they're saying the way they're saying it. When someone wants to get respect, or be respected, they'll say/do just about anything to get what they want, just like people will say/do just about anything to get money or anything else they want.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020