infinite dibs

Claiming something to be yours forever

<<Guy walks past looking fine as >> Infinite dibs on that *whistles*

by GeekyQuestioner January 13, 2018

Drop and give me infinite

When you can’t do push ups and exercise. You’re chubby and exercise feels sooo impossible

Prison Guard: Kid, drop and give me infinite

Fat boy: can’t :’(

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

by Azshara October 7, 2020

infinitize

to make or have excessive amounts of something. To make it to the number infinity.

I wanted to infinitize all the robots to have an army.

by MookipMook July 29, 2013

Infinite Resistor Ladder

A ladder circuit that is infinitely long with infinite square with resistors on each side of the squares

Person 1: I've invented a new sport: Nerd Sniping.

Person 2: How do you play?
Person 1: Watch. HEY WhATS THE R EQ OF A INFINITE RESISTOR LADDER WITH ALL VALUES OF R-
Person 3 *stops walking across the street*: uh you can start by hmmmmmm--
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM SKRRR SKRAMMMMMMMM
Person 1: That was two points for me. Physicists are 2 points, mathematicians are 3 points.
Person 2: I will have no part in this.

by No Such Thing as IsaacOrz March 7, 2025

Infinite Resistor Ladder

Infinitely long ladder shaped circuit with resistors on every line.

Resistor each have a value of R
The R eq = R (1 + sqrt3)

Person 1: There's a type of brain that's easily disabled if you show it an interesting problem.
Person 1: This has led me to invent a new sport called nerd sniping.
Person 1 to Person 3 walking across the street: HEYYYYYYYYYY HOW DO YOU FIND THE R eq of a INFINITE RESISTOR LADDER
Person 3 *stops walking*: hmmm so you can start by saying -
Person 2: VROOOOOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Person 3 dies.

by No Such Thing as IsaacOrz March 7, 2025

Infinite Yiff

A retarded server that's composed of script kiddies, gay furries and porn addicts.

1. "dude there's this server called Infinite Yiff it has lots of cool people join"
2. "are you out of your fucking mind lol"

by ESDS2 December 15, 2022