craniorectal inversion

the state of being clueless and asinine

Our troll suffers from craniorectal inversion.

by Xyzzy January 29, 2005

Rectal/Cranial Inversion

Having one's head up one's ass.

Julie is such a suck-up! She's suffering from a rectal/cranial inversion these days!

by vanman_57 December 8, 2011

Inverection

When the penis shrivels inward into the body, usually out of pure disgust at another human being. This process makes the penis resemble a vagina. May cause extreme pain.

Dude: Hey, look its Bedson topless
Luke:*inverection*

by Antifester September 16, 2005

Inverse Farmer

Also known as a soccer tan.

Wearing long socks on a sunny day, causing a tan line to appear mid to high calf.

Look at my inverse Farmer from yesterday, I'm never wearing knee high socks to the beach again!

by Roxy041793 July 13, 2010

Inverted Blumpkin

There are two kinds of inverted blumpkins:

1. To masterbate while shitting on a girls face.

2. To take a piss while getting your salad tossed.

Susie wanted to try something new, so she gave me an inverted blumpkin instead of a regular blumpkin.

by mike66 May 21, 2008

the oaklahoma inverted chilli dog

when ur doing a girl in the ass and she shits while ur doing it, and she eats the shit off it and u bust in her mouth.

george thought of the oaklahoma inverted chilli dog

by turd burgeler April 7, 2008

Inverted Narcissist

Also called "covert narcissist", inverted narcissist is a co-dependent who depends exclusively on narcissists (narcissist-co-dependent).

The inverted narcissist craves to be in a relationship with a narcissist, regardless of any abuse inflicted on her. She actively seeks relationships with narcissists and only with narcissists, no matter what her (bitter and traumatic) past experience has been. She feels empty and unhappy in relationships with non-narcissists.

- Jane says her life without Chad is in sepia color. He brings technicolor into her existence!

- She must be a serious inverted narcissist, man!

by zadanliran October 15, 2011