Friends

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY (CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP)

YOUR LIFE’S A JOKE, YOUR BROKE, YOUR LOVE LIFE’S DOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IT’S LIKE YOUR ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR,

WHEN IT HASN’T BEEN YOUR DAY, YOUR MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEARRRRR

I’LL BE THERE FOR YOUUUUUUUUUU

The greatest show to ever exist.

Me: You know friends?
Everyone else: Yeah, we watch all the reruns.

by Kalfy October 6, 2018

Friend

Friend is a popular term for spring loaded camming devices. Friends are used for fall protection while climbing a rock face. They are used as anchor points in cracks and crevices as appropriate and attached to the climbers rope . The term is derived from the Wild Country SLCD of the same name.

You have more friends hanging on your rack than you have riends on Facebook

by Roshamboob December 13, 2012

friends

trustworthy people

I have lots of friends.

by theroadmaninmysnap June 10, 2020

Friends

Hard to get, but easy to lose.

Guy: it's so hard to get friends, but I've lost most of mine easily

by Randomtrainer May 30, 2017

Friend

Someone who can call you a cunt, punch you in the face, and steal your alcohol, and get away with it for other reason than that you know them.

If you weren't my friend, I'd fuck your mom

by Lozalad February 7, 2015

FRIENDS

a popular tv show in the 90's and early 2000's and also what i don't have

Jeremy:"yo, how many friends you got?"
me:"Fuck you Jeremy!!"

by Pussy sniper 705 May 6, 2021

Friend

Someone from whom you can steal clothing and tampons. Their main purpose is to expand your closet and supplement your tampon supply.

Emily is my best friend. She's the reason that I seem to own twice as much clothing as I actually do.

by you_know_who_shmemers January 25, 2012