your welcome

The improper way of typing out the phrase You're welcome.

Often used by people who never learned how to spell, or who lack Grammar teachers that give a damn.

Your = Possesion; This is your salami.
You're = You are; Are you sure you're gonna do that?

guy: "Thanks alot."
guy 2: "Your welcome."
guy: "Wow. You're an idiot."

by cadon June 30, 2009

up yours

An expression used in return to an action or comment that was offensive. It is referring to something being stuck up the other person's butthole.

person #1: Yo, you're a fucking bitch!
person #2: Up yours!

by jillybean November 5, 2003

your mom

1) the answer for any and every question.

2) what you say when there is nothing better to say.

3) only the greatest insult ever.

4) a phrase that is a target for lame jokes

1) Date:"So,what do you want for dinner tonight. Pizza or Tacos?"

You: "Your Mom"
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2) Science Nerd:"Did you know the mosquitoes mate upside down?"

You: "So does Your Mom."
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3) Girlfriend:"Baby, I Love You."

You:"That may be the case but I love Your Mom."
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4) Your Mom is so stupid she thought that fruit punch was a gay boxer.

by Milli Rillows Movies April 23, 2008

is your friend

A commonly used phrase on social networking sites and forums, meaning "use said page", in either an aggressive or kind act dependent on the preconception.

"WTF does YOLO mean?"

"Y.O.L.O (You Only Live Once) - Urban dictionary is your friend"

by Akpanudo June 14, 2012

your mom

The most unimaginative, stupid, overrated, and worthless comeback ever existed.

Me: What are you doing for summer break?

Friend: Your mom

Me: Go touch some grass

by RiskyLol December 4, 2021

Your Dick

is very small

"Your Dick is small"

by Your Dick is small October 24, 2017

Your Mom

The biggest/fattest person/thing/creature/planet in existence

Wow your mom is a fat whore!

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017