Give The Printer Some Ink

a call for sex where the male will ejaculate in the orifice of the body as illustrated by the significant other.

"C'mon babe! Give The Printer Some Ink!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

HP Instant Ink

A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

inked skin

To have your skin that is tattooed once and there is no need to go back over it.

You must have that inked skin I don't have to go back over it.

by Shsgffgi August 1, 2017

Ink-Onks

An obsessive compulsive or looping mind-state that gets progressively worse the longer it persists.

The phrase, when repeated quickly, starts to sound like 'King Kong', which is crucial to it's meaning - that a tiny amount of nonsense can become a hugely destructive simply by a person constantly paying attention to it.

" You got the ink-onks about your missus again? Have a pint."
"See that geezer talking to a tree stump? ink-onks mate."
"Bad acid - I got the ink-onks man"

by GenericJohn June 20, 2018

sus inked

Getting a tattoo done in a sketchy place or worse in a back alley.

Cory was sus inked by a stranger in queens for free. It didn’t come out as expected.

by Cmoney1123 February 5, 2024

The president has no ink.

Used to express when many people believe something that is not true. Used also to express something as untrue. See also the expression "the Emperor's new clothes".

"The President has no ink."

by tdurden1982 September 5, 2019

INK

When your man busts in your ass, then hours later you laugh a little too hard and his nut comes out of your butthole again.

Aw, you guys made me INK

by Notgninneb Retsehc January 25, 2021