Kaguya Theory

When a character (typically in a fighting game) appears/feels as though they have potential to be strong, but actually has none in truth

Named after Kaguya Otsusuki in Naruto ultimate ninja storm 4, being a paragon of the theory

"She's got some sauce dude, I swear it!"

"Nah man, you're just falling into Kaguya Theory"

by StellarBishop August 21, 2022

Theory of Knowledge

Also known as TOK. Propaganda created by the IB to make all IB students skeptical of the world around them in the name of “critical thinking skills”.

IB Student 1: “Yesterday I watched a Vox video and I realized all documentaries have implicit bias.”

IB Student 2: “Bruh, are you tripping on Theory of Knowledge right now?”

by Anonymous Homo Sapien July 19, 2020

copy theory

When females copy other peoples creations.

"That one chick was being super annoying, she kept copying us."

"Wow bro, Copy theory to the max"

by hawkfalc2011 December 31, 2011

Coronaspiracy Theory

A conspiracy theory surrounding some aspect of the coronavirus. It usually involves some nefarious plot by the powers that be, such as the Illuminati or the devil, or Bill Gates to use the virus as a means to achieve some ridiculous master plan. They are believed by covidiots and used as an excuse to engage in covidiot behavior, such as denying the existence of the disease or refusing to take the vaccine.

Have you heard the latest coronaspiracy theory? They are saying the coronavirus is nothing more than a cover-up orchestrated by Bill Gates to implant us with microchips through the vaccine and track us. Believers are refusing to get vaccinated.

by Prof. Gravy Boat Bananas January 21, 2021

Baked theory

A baked theory is a theory that is complete nonsense made up whilst intoxicated by the wacky backy. Said victim of a baked theory usually thinks that the idea is complete genius at the time not seeing all the major flaws in their amazing revelation. The theory tends to come about in useless conversations had between fellow stoners

Simon: I was getting stoned with Ross the other day and he reckons that tigers can't purr and lions can't roar...
Sonny: What!? That is such a baked theory has this kid never been to the zoo?

by Sgurnz December 22, 2013

food theory

A youtube channel made by Matpat, the creator of fnaf /j. Matpat has also created Game Theory and Film Theory. These beloved channels have taught me more than middle school could ever dream of

“what’s your favorite theory channel?” “food theory” “you are so cool man oh my goodness it’s the best one out there”

by Langrow June 26, 2021

Shoebox Theory

When one thing is a type of another thing, but the inverse is not true.

A thot is a hoe, but according to the shoebox theory, a hoe isn’t necessarily a thot.

by 4.nCotter December 17, 2019