flesh bombardment

when a guy tries to get hard but cant quite do it yet. once that thing that triggers his boner his penus pumps out a machine gun trail of sperm all over the area within its diameter.

As soon as she walked by i had a flesh bombardment all over her face

by craig peircton May 25, 2010

flesh stepper

A non-inviting way to refer to a ‘skin-walker’ - a being that transforms into animals - typically coyotes, and sometimes people, in an attempt to kill humans. The legend comes from Navajo culture and is associated with death and bad omens. They roam the Appalachian area.

Beware of flesh steppers when entering the forest, you don’t want one stalking you.

by Tal N November 25, 2022

Flesh Caterpillar

A penis. Specifically one of exceptional girth and a rumpled foreskin.
Often resembling a flesh colored caterpillar.

Sorry, Pat's mum isn't available right now- she's playing the flesh caterpillar.

I was taking a leak at a public urinal, and when I glanced down I noticed the man next to me had a giant flesh caterpillar.

by SpaceAsstronaut November 24, 2019

Flesh Prison

the first boss of the ULTRAKILL level P-1: SOUL SURVIVOR, the second being Minos Prime

cool, i fought Flesh Prison, now i need to fight Minos Prime

by podemb October 3, 2023

flesh dump

A birth that is undesired, or a non-affectionate term for childbirth.

When that girl had a baby at prom and then threw it in the trash, she had the nerve to call it a flesh dump.

by apink May 26, 2010

flesh scabbard

a flesh scabbard is a person usually a female that has a body count of at least ten and wears revealing clothes every where she goes.

This insult is usually said by that one nerdy friend that fences and is into medieval times.

“YOUR MOTHER IS A FLESH SCABBARD!!!”

by ur moms a hoee November 14, 2019

Flesh Stamp

The act of placing your flaccid dick and balls on an unsuspecting victim's face (preferably when they are asleep) in an act of vengeful rage.

"My roommate Darnell is being a real piece of shit lately. So when he goes to sleep tonight, I'm giving him a Flesh Stamp for how he chased out the last two dates I had."

by IamtheCrownlessKing November 7, 2021