Flaming Poofter

Old english phrase meaning homosexual

Look at that flaming poofter packing his shit

by Luco_D October 27, 2004

Flaming Leotard

When a guy secretly puts hot sauce on his condom and then fucks his partner in the ass.

George gave Melissa the "flaming leotard" and she had to wipe her ass with wet naps for a month.

by Professor Nubjob June 19, 2010

fan the flames

Fig. to make something more intense; to make a situation worse.

His visit would fan the flames of racial tension.

by tfq93 October 12, 2015

Flaming Jasper

an unpopular gay person.;

a person who has complete authority, but no one listens to them

you are the only gay person that girls never want to hang around with haha. ;

man I really hate Nichole, she's such a "Flaming Jasper" about this fucking project.

by DuckLuck and Daffy July 02, 2010

Flaming Asshole

Originating in New Zealand, this Kiwi original includes utilizing a long piece of toilet tissue, placing one end between buttock cheeks, with pants and undergarments down around ankles. The participant then lights the other end on fire, and then runs across the venue, hoping the flame does not reach the buttocks.

I lost a bet and had to do a flaming asshole at my cousin's wedding.

by Pool bitch January 06, 2022

flaming ted

A sexual act which requires the application of hand sanitizer to a penis while masturbating. Just before climax, a third party must ignite the hand sanitizer, which causes the entire package to burst into flames. See flaming susanne for vagina.

Hey Earl, would you mind helping me with a flaming ted?

by DB BN February 05, 2008

Flaming Matchstick

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.

"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."

by Urban Andy February 02, 2009